Leo Cooper is searching through bins of dusty LPs
At the used record store in my head.
He is looking for copies of Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass' "____________________".
The used record store is in my head.
I can make anything happen here.
So I stop time,
Remove all Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass records,
"____________________" or otherwise,
Set them on fire in the middle of the store
And restart time.
Leo Cooper is befuddled.
One could say he is dumbfounded.
I would say the joke is on him.
Leo Cooper storms out of the used record store in my head
And I spend the night warming my hands
Over Herb Alpert's smoldering ruins.